Prologue

Let’s not waste our Sunday afternoons turning to corrupted bloggers who spread meaningless hype and live off phoney marketing. What matters most in a café is the coffee itself accompanied with interesting atmosphere and competent individuals to make your experience worthwhile. Settling for subpar coffee simply isn’t acceptable as I can single handedly brew better cups from home without having to further contribute fat profits to greedy business owners. A good cup of coffee leads to great conversations in the absence of chavs and bimbos who feed on their smartphones with disgust. The snob weights in on the best and the worst cafés.

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